Friday, November 04, 2005

Movie Review: The Legend of Zorro

We hadn't planned on seeing The Legend of Zorro at all; Fahrenheit 9/11 had at last made an appearance here, and I was looking forward to watching that, but on reaching the theatre we found that F-9/11 was cancelled due to technical reasons, so The Legend... it was.

  1. If you wear a mask that only covers your eyes, while leaving the rest of your face clearly visible to everybody (in fact, you stand around like a dumbass basking in the adulation of your fans), and yet nobody can figure out what your real identity is, who is the bigger idiot here? Those of us watching all this, the village people, or the guys who made the movie?

  2. The spats between Banderas and Zeta-Jones are pathetically unfunny.

  3. What's worse than watching Banderas making somersaults hither and thither without so much as a speck of dust alighting on his clothes or his face? Watching Zeta-Jones perform the same antics. What's even worse? Watching their &*^% kid do the somersaults, that's what.